The following public service announcement has been brought to you in part by the good folks at Bad Luck Illa industries on behalf of the blogger community; ladies and gentlemen, don't let your mom be an internet slut. If you call people sluts and hoes on the regular (which, given the fact that most of the people who will read this are within my age bracket, you most likely do) don't knowingly let your mother be a slut or a ho. End the bad luck cycle and prevent life scarring, you too can do your part.
Things I dislike: Having "friends" who have their mothers on Facebook and being the lurk that I am, I click through, and their mom is the biggest skank ever!
I was going to go post something on someone's wall from elementary school, and I saw their mom leave them something so I'm like, 'hmmmm, interesting' (I'm nosy as hell, so what) and I clicked through, and low and behold... I go read her status updates and what have you and she's talking about men she finds sexy and how older women give better blowjobs because they have more experience, and she's posing up in some hot pink Nylon dress that looks like she bought it from the corner store on Yonge & Dundas. Dude! Seriously?! How do you allow your mum to be trashy like that and flaunt the shit? Horrible. And what's worse is next time I see this woman all I'm going to think about is her popping out her dentures and giving some guy brains.
Scarred for life.
Please, people, especially if you still share a roof with your parents, don't let them be internet harlots. It's not a good look, and it makes me question your conception and the possibilities of there probably being sixteen you's out there that we don't know about. Prevent unwanted pregnancies. And all that good stuff!
Peace,
i.
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LOL I wish my mother would. However I have seen mother's who do. =[
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