no, we're just friends.

Maybe I've just got an old fashioned way of thinking.. but I was always under the impression that men were the ones who used this phrase.

If I did not say I am your girlfriend, if I didn't accept a proposition to go out with you, I am not your stinkin' girlfriend! I find myself having to clarify this too often to certain people and then they proceed to get butt hurt and go around telling people I lead them on..

Wait..

Lead you on? How? How did I lead you on? Because I was unaware that you perceived me as a better half and and you, to me, were just another fish in the sea? Please! Miss me with that bullshit! If I really wanted to lead you on I would've kept you around for money and weed and dropped you on your ass once I had felt you served your purpose, you useless boob! All we did was chill a few times and possibly burned down a spliff or two (or three or four), I never even touched you. What a horrible way to live life. You must have a lot of girlfriends since it obviously doesn't take much for one to become that.

PS: And another thing, just because I'm drunk or high, doesn't mean it's a green light for you to attempt to get me out of my clothes. I'm drunk. Not demented. If I didn't find you attractive when I was sober, I probably don't find you attractive when I'm drunk.

Peace,
i.